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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
so i changed “someone” to “a boob” on ponify and i typed an assignment out for religion and handed it in, but i forgot about ponify so when i got it back i
“because a someone”
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*falls down kicking and screaming* sO bOYCOTt lOVE *runs around in circles* DETOX jUSt tO RETOX *punches a wall* aND i’d PROMiSE yOU aNYtHING *sobs aggressively* fOR ANOthER sHOt AT LIFE *slams head through wall*
(via lostinangela)
GUYS THIS IS WHAT HE DID AT MY SHOW AND I WAS RIGHT THERE AND IT GOT ON ME SHBDKMDUKB
Eww…. :c
rejoice at the fact that a part of alan was sprayed at you :D
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
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you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone
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(via lostinangela)
if you get cotton candy flavored ice cream and youre older than 12 i dont trust you
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